Kids come up with the funniest one-liners. They just have such a knack for being able to put together silly thoughts that make us boring old folks laugh! It’s a mix of innocence and learning how to express emotions that bring these colorful comments to life. Much to my horror, my own mother still quotes me on some of these to this day! I guess I can’t blame her, I was a pretty funny kid and when it’s a hilarious comment, it just sticks. That’s much like what the little boy says and does in this video!
If I was his mom, I’d quote him every day for the rest of his life, and definitely somehow bring it up in my speech at his wedding! This clip actually made me laugh out loud, it’s just so precious!
Mom is a smart cookie because she grabbed her phone right in time for this gem! Dad is suited up and ready to go to work, just as she hits record. Their adorable toddler is running around in diapers and a t-shirt as dad is about to leave. To bid him adieu, the little boy lifts up his arm and points at dad. Rather than saying have a good day, he exclaims, “Be a good fart machine!” Dad doesn’t even hesitate, and replies with a “You be a good fart machine,” right back. “Go to work and be a good fart machine at work!” says the boy again, just to make sure dad got the message.
A couple more words are exchanged and dad leaves. Mom, totally flabbergasted, looks at her precocious child and says, “A what??” Suddenly, it’s at this exact moment that the young boy has a realization. He comes to the understanding that his dad just walked out the door to be a fart machine all day at work, without knowing how much his son loves him. “I didn’t say I love my dad.” He tears out of the house, runs towards the door, yelling, “I love my dad! I LOVE MY DAD! DAAAAAD!”\